I don’t like Valentine’s Day. At all. And I am not single so this isn’t coming from a sad that I don’t have someone to share it with place. This is coming from an it’s on a friggin tuesday I don’t have time for this shit or really anything for that matter place. Let’s let the public shame us into celebrating our love at a time that is HIGHLY inconvenient! YES!
Yes, we will be doing something. That something might be ordering a pizza. Or getting sushi.
And that does not mean we don’t love each other. No matter how much Hallmark, Kay, Robbins Brothers, [insert jewelry, flower, perfume store here] tries to tell us it does. Because, hot damn, I love my man. And my man loves pizza.