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I don’t like Valentine’s Day.  At all.  And I am not single so this isn’t coming from a sad that I don’t have someone to share it with place.  This is coming from an it’s on a friggin tuesday I don’t have time for this shit or really anything for that matter place. Let’s let the public shame us into celebrating our love at a time that is HIGHLY inconvenient! YES!

Yes, we will be doing something.  That something might be ordering a pizza. Or getting sushi.

And that does not mean we don’t love each other.  No matter how much Hallmark, Kay, Robbins Brothers, [insert jewelry, flower, perfume store here] tries to tell us it does.  Because, hot damn, I love my man.  And my man loves pizza.

The end.

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