Christmas time is here…

Netflix is bad news. Bad, bad news. My first day off of law school I watched 5 hours of Law and Order: SVU. Which I love. But should not watch it after the sun goes down. Or…for several hours straight.

Rob: That new bridge to the middle school is finished being built. It’s nice.

Me: Looks like a good place to get killed. I wouldn’t use that bridge.

Rob: What?

Me: Just look, someone could hide under that bridge and jump any of the middle schoolers. It’s a perfect place.

Rob: ….

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