nevermind, fallen off the horse.

No musicians. Students don’t want to book during summer. shocking. I will pay you! Come on!

I think I am shrinking…

So, as my  avid readers will know, I am trying to lose weight. Mainly so I am a more healthy person, but also because I have to wear a white dress sometime in the near future. So far I have lost in total 18 pounds, not bad, not that exciting, but a good start. I am thrilled by this but also very annoyed. 18 pounds does not equal one size down. It is about a half a size down, maybe …

Home for the Holidays

I am home. finally. It is a chilly 50 degrees outside (haha) and I now have a plentiful amount of clothes that fit, all inside my little sister’s closet (tehe). Rob’s surprise party was last night, sorry couldn’t discuss it here previously as he reads the blog. He was very frustrated by 4 p.m., having received no birthday cards or gifts, and being pretty much ignored all day. Then we sent him to Lowe’s with my dad to find us …

PS

Pictures of the frivolity coming on facebook asap.

50% weird

We celebrate Christmas twice. Once in the morning with the nuclear family, then once in the afternoon with the grandparents, aunts and uncles. I love my Nana and Grandpa dearly, they are fantastic people. I am planning on naming my first son (if I have a son) after my grandpa. Over the years the presents from them have gotten weirder. Usually they are 50% weird and 50% pretty cool. I know Nana does all the gift getting, she really is …

Being a foreigner can be a real bitch

It is November. A bit too early to be thinking about a job for next summer? Think again. I have to get my first real, legit job at the end of this year. This is going to take a lot of research a lot of applying and probably (read: DEFINITELY) a lot of frustration. So a lot of organisations in the UK have what they call “graduate schemes,” i.e. jobs set up for graduates. I have been looking into the …

Surprisingly enough, I’m not an idiot

After my last post what I really needed was some uplifting. I got my first two grad school papers back and all I have to say is, Heck Yes! Apparently I am not as unprepared for grad school as I thought I was. I am feeling quite a bit better about my life chances now. My advisor was even nice enough to put my one paper in an American grade for me so I actually knew what it meant (B+). …

My dentist told me to stop flossing

I have had a toothache for about a week now. I really didn’t want to go to the dentist for several reasons. 1) I hate the dentist. 2) I am in the UK so I don’t TRUST the dentist. 3) It is one of my front teeth and I was really worried I was going to come out with some pirate like gold cap. 4) I no longer have American health insurance so if they screw something up I can’t …

TGIF? No difference, really…

It is Friday afternoon and I am starving. I am here for another 45 minutes and I cannot wait to leave. We are going out for what I hope is real Mexican food tonight and I am stoked. At the same time, this weekend is going to suck – a lot. I have two papers due in the next two weeks and I haven’t started them. On top of that they scheduled my hours all weird for next week so …

And then she melted into a puddle

I am dying. No, seriously. I have the worst cold ever and I have to papers coming up due so I need to be working my ass off. Instead I am focusing on drinking fluids. For breakfast I am having cereal, orange juice, water, and tea, oh, and drugs of course. Lots of drugs. The apartment is a mess because I am slacking on my housewife duties. When I am not taking my cold meds I feel like I could …

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